The Power of I Am

⭐️⭐️/9

This cover would receive more stars if only they had chosen to go literal and just featured a big block of cheese. Like shiny, platicky Velveeta.

For the uninformed, Joel Osteen is the “pastor” of the largest “church” in the US. Other well-known pastor/authors typically do not feature themselves on their book covers, which is a good call considering that The Good Lord doesn’t feature Himself on the cover of his book. But Mr. Osteen (70% hair) leaves no doubt here as to the authorship of his book.

I can only imagine the content is as bad as the cover. Maybe that’s judge-y of me, but that’s kind of the point here.

8 stars for the level of confidence in his hair.

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